chemistry jokes

chemistry jokes:

1. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
2. How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?
3. Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
   How did it go?
   It went OK2!
4. Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
   A: BaNa2
5. Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
   A: It went OK.
6. Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
   A: Na
7. Helium walks into a bar,
   The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
   Helium doesn't react.
8. Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
9. Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
   A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
10. Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
    A: Carbon.